Raghupati raghav
raja ram

aisa var dena
Bhagwan,

subah ko uthke jo
chai banaye,
chai banakar
mujhe uthaye phir
kahe ise peeo
meri jaan

aisa var dena
Bhagwan !

Dopahr ko jab wo
break mein aaye,
aake jaldi se lunch
banaye, phir kahe
ise chakho meri
jaan

aisa war dena
Bhagwan !

Sham ko jab wo
office se aaye,
sare din ki kmai
pakraye, phir kahe
ise urao meri
jaan

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I saw you yesterday while surfing on the local train platform and realized that you are the only site I was browsing for. For a long time, I've been lonely, trying to find a bug in my life and you can be a real debugger for me now. My life is just an uncompiled program without you that never produces an executable code and hence is useless.

You not only have a beautiful face, but all your ActiveX controls are attractive as well. Your smile is so delightful that it encourages me and giv... Read More

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Does Love Need A Reason..?


Some people never understand


Once a lady when having a conversation with her lover, asked:


Lady:


Why do you like me..? Why do you love me..?


Man :

I can't tell the reason but I really like you....


Lady:


You can't even tell me the reason...how can you say you like me? how can you say you love me?


Man:

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* WWW = World Wide Wait
* ISDN = It Still Does Nothing
* SCSI = System Can't See It
* DOS = Defective Operating System
* IBM = I Blame Microsoft
* PENTIUM = Produces Erroneous Numbers Through Incorrect Understanding Of Mathematics
* BASIC = Bill's Attempt to Sieze Industry Control
* APPLE = Arrogance Produces Profit-Losing Entity
* CD-ROM = Consumer Device - Rendered Obsolete Monthly
* COBOL = Completely Obsolete Business-Orientated Langua... Read More

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A major research institution has recently announced the discovery of the heaviest element yet known to science. This new element has been tentatively named "Administratium". Administratium has 1 neutron, 12 assistant neutrons, 75 deputy neutrons,and 111 assistant deputy neutrons, giving it an atomic mass of 312. These 312 particles are held together by a force called 'morons,' which are surrounded by vast quantities of lepton-like particles called 'peons.'

Since Administratium... Read More

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