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Title: Some Sayings
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Blog Entry: There are some things that money can’t buy. For everything else, my salary isn’t sufficient!! * I try to go the extra mile at work, but my boss always finds me and brings me back. * They can’t fire me, slaves have to be sold. * Home is where the television is. * Before borrowing money from a friend, decide which you need more. * Death is hereditary. * Many things can be preserved in alcohol. Dignity is not one of them. * Never argue with a fool. People might not know the difference. * When you’re right, no one remembers. When you’re wrong, no one forgets. * Experience is what a comb gives you after you lose your hair. * Well done is better than well said. * Everyone makes mistakes. The trick is to make them when nobody is looking. * Always borrow money from a pessimist. He won’t expect it back. * You’re not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on. * I like work. It fascinates me. I can sit and look at it for hours. * If you can’t see the bright side of life, polish the dull side. * Pessimist: A person that looks both ways when crossing a one way street. * The light at the end of the tunnel is the headlamp of an approaching train. * Where there’s a will there are five hundred relatives. * I have a drinking problem - I can’t afford it. * Everyone should have a spouse, because there are a number of things that go Wrong that one can’t blame on the government. * There are three sides to every argument: your side, my side and the right side. * An expert is someone who takes a subject you understand and makes it sound Confusing. * Everybody wants to go to heaven, but nobody wants to die. --------------------------------------www.kolspot.com---------------------------------------------